If you’re a human and not just some sort of experimental political anorak, chances are you didn’t make it all the way through the Conservative Party conference without at least taking a break. Thankfully for you, we’ve got the very best thing to come out of the whole experience anyway – unless you’re a fan of child poverty and surprise UKIP defections.
Here’s Cameron’s Conservative Conference Rap. He’s a man of the people, right enough.
Not great if you’re not a fan of swearing, mind.